I got a call from a Skydiving school the other day asking me to post something about this. The owner, Brad, is tired of his students wearing their brown pants to their first jump. Apparently fear induced bowel releases make for quite a mess when you’re plummeting towards earth at terminal velocity.
Folks, please don’t wait until you’ve jumped to go. Drop the kids off at the pool. Take the browns to the superbowl. Poop in the toilet, not the sky.
Accidentally Fasting 