Rapper CRISPA Announced as World’s Fastest Genetically Modified Wordsmith!

Guinness Book of World Records has tested, retested, verified, and reverified rapper CRISPA’s word per minute count. Sure, it’s not much higher than the average person, but he’s genetically modified. That’s where he’s got us all beat, I guess. Congrats, CRISPA!

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