That shwifty ass hobby isn’t just for grandma anymore, but the other good news is that there’s a ton of crafts! You could literally paint blocks of wood to look like gnomes. No one cares, that’s the beauty of the thing! Hey, as long as you’ve got your favorite bottom shelf beer in hand whilst working away, it’s a craft beer. All you have to do is want it to be.
Now, would you please knit me that wool stubby holder I asked for?