Statue of Jesus Seen Crying After Pastor Denied Financing Toward Second Private Jet

Don’t worry, you can tithe til your hearts content to help Pastor Jerry out of this hell hole of a problem. He didn’t spend years working his way through the ranks of inner city churches to be denied his God given right to superb convenience! This is his opportunity to be literally closer to the Lord! Maybe his credit score isn’t holier than thou like he’d led us all to believe, but that doesn’t mean the poor man needs to suffer, does it?

After all, he needs some way to impress his youth group. What kiddo doesn’t love a plane?

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