The Trick to Eating Oysters? Dip Them in the Blood of Virgins to Make the Shell Taste Better.

Don’t be afraid to dunk that sucker like you would a home style Applebee’s french fry! Really get it in there deep. Get that juice out of the shell, coat that puppy in whatever red junk they just plopped in the center of your big pile of ice, then get ready to chew!

I know, life changing. You’re welcome.

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