What were your first words? Who did you say them to? Christy’s foray into linguistics began with the words “Lawyer up,” said straight to the face of her daycare buddy’s dad. That day, Bill went home to a nice neat stack of divorce papers sitting on his kitchen counter.
“How’d you know?” he asked. Her response was a simple, yet thought provoking “Poopy”.
The worst part is that Bill’s recent ex-wife got Christy to tell her who’s winning the super bowl.
Accidentally Fasting 