If you thought global warming was worrisome, we’ve got way worse words for you to hear. A man from the future recently visited AF HQ specifically to warn us about vegetarians. He claims they’ve evolved in his time line to be able to eat any and all plants. What does that mean for humanity, or for that matter, plantmanity? Well, this guy says it’s not good, and he’s a nice guy. He came all the way back in time to warn us!
Fancy a future full of lovely, colorful, bite-mark free plants? Report anyone you see chewing cacti or palm leaves for lunch to the FDA. Supposedly, they’re going to become our greatest ally. Keep a vigilant eye!
Accidentally Fasting 