That’s Not the Ghost of the Previous Homeowners, it’s Your Boyfriend’s Smeg. Gross!

I know you think he’s got great hygiene, and he’s never smelled like anything other than a honey-bear in a wood shop, but trust me girls, that white ring floating in the air above your bed that’s been moaning your name deep in the night is nothing less than sebaceous secretion.

Break out the clorox and steel wool. That’s the only way to deep clean the crud outta them hidden crevices that haven’t seen the light of day. – Alex

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