I Was a Humanitarian Crisis Fixed by Sanctions!

Look, people. You’re smart people. I don’t have to tell you that I was once a complete wreck, wrecked by foreign emotions and strange thoughts. I suffered. It was a big, big period of suffering.

It’s all OK, though, because I found out the smartest way to fix the problem, and it was a bad problem, let me tell you. I’m one of the smartest people to fix it, too, and you know it. Sanctions. I built a wall around my heart, then made myself pay for bad emotions with sad thoughts. Any time I thought something bad, boom, I had to think a sad thought to pay for it. Spiritual currency, folks. Just think about that. – Alex

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