Look, we know America is going to pay for the glorious border wall that will keep out the unwanted soccer players, nurses, and potential nobel prize winners, but who the hell is going to fund its decoration? I can’t stand thinking the greatest country in the world is going to have a drab, gray concrete monstrosity welcoming the people we do want to enter our borders.
And, seriously, we’ve got to decorate both sides, using fancy wallpaper, not grandma’s hodge-podge stash that’s been sitting in the garage for the last few years. Go big or go home! Oh, wait… Does this mean it’s going to be harder to leave, too?
Accidentally Fasting 