That’s not all it does. For the low, low price of a mediocre, single-income family nest egg, this smart teapot will wash your dirty underpants. Just put them into the pot, fill it with water, and heat with the lid closed tight. The cool thing is it can use the same water to make coffee! I use it every morning, whether I’m camping in the ice filled forests of Florida or the sand capped mountains of Iowa.
It’s also worth mentioning that you have to sell your dominant hand to a demon who just wants to have a good time, but you get one damn fine cup o’ joe! – Alex
Accidentally Fasting 