Study: Drinking in the Forest Improves Chances of Getting Really Lost.

We’ve been on a micro weightloss kick here at AF, and recently discovered a breakthrough diet. What better way to lose weight than to be lost in the woods, totally dehydrated and with the wits of an infant?

There are other benefits of that method, too. On our last outing, we discovered the ruins of an ancient civilization. Despite how gloriously impressive the foundations of the homes and temples were, we totally forgot where all that stuff was shortly after, but hey, I think I left my smart watch out there, so we’ll make it back at some point. – Alex

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