Who would have thought an artistic demon possessing your drawing fingers could do so much damage to one’s social life? If anything, I thought I’d be respected for being edgey. Nope… The eternal beast of torment pumps out disgustingly distasteful portraits of my friends while I sleep, then Snaps them the pics! I’ve lost so many friends while snoozing, my new diet is coffee and no-doze. Pretty sure this one is ending in divorce… – Alex
Accidentally Fasting 